Vampiric Techie Pillows

"Just because you don't die doesn't mean your phone battery doesn't. You actually have to charge it."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Halloween Selfie

Boombox

IMHOtep

Snake with headphones.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

Computer literate Monk

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"That must be Java Man!"

Plugged In

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"I'm hexting."

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Hippex

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

Power theft on mobile phones

Vampire Selfies

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

"I set your phone to alert you every five minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but very effective."

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

"High tech genies?"