Spooky Tech Geeks Pillows

'I just love this new ring tone.'

Elfie Stick

Selfie Stick

"Recalculating route..."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"If God had intended us to fly in jets, He would have seen to it that the Wright Brothers invented jets."

'My dad just invented the wheel!'

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Workplace Confidentiality.

Shavuot - Like!

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

Mars Rover

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