Techie With A Spooky Twist Pillows

The Anti-Agent

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Digital Fomo!

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Unicorn in the Woods

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"The record player is skipping again."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

End of world nigh!!!

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Roll on the stoneless office.'

'I've given the computer artificial intelligence and it can think.' - 'I think you're probably a fine scientist but, as a person, you're a jerk!'