Techie With A Spooky Twist Gifts

"What do you say we go to the Genius Bar and get a bite to eat?"

The Anti-Agent

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Digital Fomo!

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Unicorn in the Woods

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"The record player is skipping again."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Is there an audio edition?"

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

End of world nigh!!!

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."