Tech Geeks With A Flair For Magic Gifts

"Recalculating route..."

Selfie Stick

Geek fairies

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

Wiccapedia.

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

'If you want to get even with someone now, it's simple - just put a spell on their software.'

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"

Careful - Ginger left the sniffing app open, and it shared her scent with everyone.

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

Shellfie

Witch with sat nav

Beep beep beep beep beep beep. The guys must be her "back-up" singers.

"Where do you get your ideas from?"

"High tech genies?"

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

Hexting

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

'Facebook knows me better than you do.'

"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'Wow, yours even has a spell check.'

A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

Need Internet To Manage My Bitcoins

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."