Tech-savvy Sorcerer Gifts

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

'I can't do next Friday'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Computer Expert

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Windows or Mac?

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Witches of Instagram

Halloween Selfie

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Spell Check

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Go on! Pick a card.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

Wiccapedia.

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

Witches and Their Drones

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"She works best in hex mode."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

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Spell Checker

Witch uses remote key to find broom.