Tech-savvy Sorcerer Gifts

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

'I can't do next Friday'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Computer Expert

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Halloween Selfie

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Witches of Instagram

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Spell Check

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'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

Wiccapedia.

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

Witches and Their Drones

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"She works best in hex mode."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Witch Online

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'