Tech-savvy Wizard Gifts

'I'll need your username and password...'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I've found screens to be more effective than candy."

'Damn! I can't find my recipe anywhere! Kids, can you look up online how to bake you?'

Go on! Pick a card.

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just a broad band connection?'

"Siri, two plus two?"

"You can have 3 wishes apart from: No, I can't synch your phone with your computer. . ."

"That's NOT how we contact the Prince of Darkness..!!"

"Judging by his smile, he must know we don't know how to check his grades online."

"Install that, then uninstall that. Open that, then close that. Update that, then delete that. Run that program, then end that program..."

Spell Checker

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

If Disney was a software company

Man doing a search on a computer

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Why do you need so many computers?

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.