Tech-savvy Wizard T-Shirts

'I'll need your username and password...'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I've found screens to be more effective than candy."

'Damn! I can't find my recipe anywhere! Kids, can you look up online how to bake you?'

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'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just a broad band connection?'

"That's NOT how we contact the Prince of Darkness..!!"

"Judging by his smile, he must know we don't know how to check his grades online."

"Install that, then uninstall that. Open that, then close that. Update that, then delete that. Run that program, then end that program..."

Spell Checker

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Why do you need so many computers?

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Man feeding his computer money.

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'