Tech-juggling Wizard T-Shirts

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

The Anti-Agent

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Digital Fomo!

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Man doing a search on a computer

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Why do you need so many computers?

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Man feeding his computer money.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'