Tech Jugglers T-Shirts

'It's not easy to eat breakfast, text, conduct a conference call and drive at the same time...but I did it!'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Information Tightrope.

"Hello?"

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

The boss and her baby

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"Under 'salary desired', could you be more specific than 'obscene'?"

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

'Tell me about yourself. If I stay awake, you've got the job.'

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

'It's for you.'

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

One Man Band

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'Sims, thought it was the data, but it's actually you that's flawed.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Trapeze artists.

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

'I can't make coffee, but I can keyboard, file, take shorthand and answer the phones like a champ!'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"I've always been extremely passionate about not starving to death."