Tech Connection Juggler T-Shirts

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Overworked

"Hello?"

The Communicator

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

'It's for you.'

'Take a message...'

One Man Band

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Woman holding two phones together.

Trapeze artists.

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Multitasking.

'I can't make coffee, but I can keyboard, file, take shorthand and answer the phones like a champ!'

"Gotta go."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."