Crafty Computer Whiz Gifts

Common error # 5 made by novices using a computer to make a sewing pattern: putting the thread directly into the disk drive.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

The Digital Family

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'Quick, press control Z!'

"What's that you're reading?"

I've always been slower than computers...

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Kevin had a computer virus.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'