Crafty Computer Whiz Prints

Common error # 5 made by novices using a computer to make a sewing pattern: putting the thread directly into the disk drive.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

The Digital Family

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

I've always been slower than computers...

"What's that you're reading?"

'Quick, press control Z!'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

Kevin had a computer virus.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."