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"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

If Disney was a software company

Hardware and software

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Witch's Brew.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Windows or Mac?

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

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"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

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'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

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"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

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"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.