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'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

Hardware and software

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Witch's Brew.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

Witch Online

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

'I don't care WHO started it!'

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

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