Sound Sorcerer T-Shirts

Neat Trick.

'Not still responding with your ratatat machine-gun FX are you, Rigby?'

In music school they never tell you what to do when you start to hyperventilate.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Computer Expert

Hardware and software

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Witch's Brew.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Windows or Mac?

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Maestro

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

Language, Died The Death of a Thousand Tweets

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Saxophone summoning.

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

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