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BB King.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

If Disney was a software company

Hardware and software

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Witch's Brew.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Maestro

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Language, Died The Death of a Thousand Tweets

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

Witch Online

'The market is up 18 points and all is well.'

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Quwaket

'I don't care WHO started it!'