Soccer Sorcerer T-Shirts

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Computer Expert

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Hardware and software

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Witch's Brew.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Maestro

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Witch Online

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'The market is up 18 points and all is well.'

'I don't care WHO started it!'