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'Are you sure we've used this tech support company before?'

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'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

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