Cyber Sorcerer T-Shirts

'I'll need your username and password...'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

Computer Expert

Hardware and software

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Witch Online

'I don't care WHO started it!'

Quwaket

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'