Cyber Sorcerer Mugs

'I'll need your username and password...'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

Computer Expert

If Disney was a software company

Hardware and software

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Windows or Mac?

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Witch Online

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

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