Coding Sorcerer Mugs

If Disney was a software company

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Hardware and software

Witch's Brew.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Windows or Mac?

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.