Savings Sorcerer Gifts

'We're having one of those days, sir -- would you terribly mind not cashing your check until next week?'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

If Disney was a software company

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

Safe under mattress.

'We could use a little sales magic.'

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

Pig Bank Hammer

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

Security Blanket.

Saving for Winter.

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

'The market is up 18 points and all is well.'

Hammer Drill

Exploding Piggy Bank

'If stocks are up, bonds are down. If bonds are up, stocks are down. It's life's Yin and Yang.'