Time Efficiency Enthusiast Pillows

The first meeting.

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Late/Too Late.

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Failure/Due Diligence

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"Can that be right?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"