"I'm bored."
Screen-time Saver Mugs
Celebrate screen-time savers with our fun and witty mugs designed to bring humor to tech breaks and offline moments—perfect for starting the day with a smile.
"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."
Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.
I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'
'I got a big refund on my income tax.'
"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"
Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!
Modern camping
"No screen time means more scream time."
'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.
"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"
"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."
"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."
No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!
Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!
'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'
Deposit phones here
'U-S-A! U-S-A!'
'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'
'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'
"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."
The End of the Internet
"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."
'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'
Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.
Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.
"Son, I know I made you put your device away, but I need you to very slowly get it and identify the spider on daddy's nose."
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"
"I'd look up from my phone for you!"
'Your baby will be fine here. As you can see, we leave the kids to their own devices.'
"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!"
"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."
Screen-time Saver Mugs Collection
Screen-time Saver Pillows
Comfort your loved ones with pillows that showcase their love for taking screen breaks—humorous designs that add both fun and relaxation.
Screen-time Saver Prints
Decorate your space with prints that humorously acknowledge screen-time savers—bringing style and wit to any room.
Screen-time Saver T-Shirts
Find amusing and stylish t-shirts that celebrate unplugging—great for casual wear and sparking smiles about digital detoxing.