Salary Saver Pillows

"All right, Ms. Evans. We'll give you a raise."

'I'd like to see him try and save on my salary.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"So much for password protected."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

'How much did you save this year?'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Girl holding money.

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

'So, who's first?'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

'Do you have any coupons?'

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

Cash Rebate

Cutting corners can cost money.

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

"Okay, you've got my arm, here's my damn leg."

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Still on the Back Burner

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'Actually, the entire department was scheduled to be shut down until Bill, our resident genius, saved all our jobs by figuring out a way to get us designated as a protected wetland!'

"Is the Bernanke rate still available?...You know low."