Money Saver Pillows

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"Is the Bernanke rate still available?...You know low."

'Well, Carl...I'm not sure how to say this...but, your 401K is so low, you actually owe us money.'

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

'Al, I haven't seen you for ages! -- Where have you been?', 'Living within my income.'

"Here have this back. . . I'm sure you'll make better use of it than us."

'But it costs me at least £15,000 to live.' - 'Don't pay it, it's not worth it.'

Coins

Cash in the Life Policy.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

You're really worried about getting stung, aren't you?

'Why pick and then press, Dad? I'm saving money by having a steamroller drive through the vineyard.'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'Al, I haven't seen you for ages! -- Where have you been?', 'Living within my income.'

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

"I just..."

'So, who's first?'

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

Piggy Bank Out of Order

"O.K., the question is, how can we improve our relationship without spending more money."

Girl holding money.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Daylight Saving

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

"Is it me, or is the cost of living crisis making everything we buys smaller?"

"Our boycotts are saving us a ton of money."

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

Piggy banks

'A nice thing about a rush to judgement is that it will cut down on lawyer fees.'

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'