Saving Money Pillows

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

'If you're alive this time next week, you'll be living beyond your means.'

"More Château de Costco?"

'How much money does it hold?'

Pound shop - 99p Land - 98p World.

Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.

The generic version is the same as the brand name, but cheaper. You might find that highly addictive.'

"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."

"Just look for something in my price-range."

'We are spending entirely too much on bills.'

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

"And in what denomination would you like your 'every last damn cent'?"

"I don't need a second opinion, but I'm going to shop around for a better price."

Cost of electricity...and wax.

Health costs soaring in the U.S., Americans are going to other countries for medical care.

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'

'We need six month's living expenses set aside in case of an emergency. Our retirement plan nearly covers that.'

Safe under mattress.

'By pushing us halfway, we save money on gas. That way we'll have enough money to eat out.'

"They have competitive rates. It's the service charges that kill you."

'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'

"This is real miracle drug. It costs less this year than it cost last year."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'I have money but it's not working for me because it's not invested.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Loans - 'We were thinking of paying a gas bill.'

Mom's the world's greatest shopper. She buys all that stuff and the cashier gives her $40 cash back!

"No, I don't think it'll change him... He's just waiting until it's off-peak time so he can call his mother and tell her the good news!"

'I was going to buy him a Bob the Builder DVD but these Polish chaps are so much cheaper.'

'This is very uncommon with men...'coupon clipper's wrist'.'

Loyalty Card

'Go for the 'Chef's Surprise.' It's ham salad I made fresh last week.'

Budget tattoos.