Medical Money Saver Pillows

"Good."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Fries and kids

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'How much did you save this year?'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

How much would you take off for cash?

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'So, who's first?'

Girl holding money.

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

World Meat Consumptiom

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Okay, you've got my arm, here's my damn leg."

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"