Medical Savings Pillows

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

A little something aside for a rainy day

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Investing your savings

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Roasting the Moneybox

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Saving for College.