Healthcare Savings Pillows

'We're vacationing in Montreal this year with the money we saved on buying Canadian drugs.'

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

A little something aside for a rainy day

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'That's much better.'

"And what about last month, when I was UNDERdrawn?"

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

'Your assets are perfectly safe with us, it's ring fenced - and of course we reconcile regularly sir.'

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

'How can our light bill be so big? We see in the dark.'

"I'm trimming the fat around here, Bailey, and I'd like to see you lose $75 per week"

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'Do you have any coupons?'