Frugal Health Care Advocate Pillows

'I wouldn't say it's necessary for me to operate. You could buy a do-it-yourself kit and save yourself a bundle.'

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Health Care Crisis table.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Unexpected Error

The Public Option

Obama of Oz.

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

Republican Healthcare

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Privatisation of the NHS

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

Annexe 8

Everyone Hates Obamacare. So It's Working.

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'