Advocate For Affordable Care Pillows

Uncle Sam and health care.

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Obama of Oz.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Republican Healthcare

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

"N.H.S. Direct has been forced to close another two web pages due to cuts."

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'