Healthcare Reform Activist Pillows

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'If it wasn't for PFI we wouldn't have a nice new hospital to shut down anyway.'

Medical Insurance. New Policies. It'll cost you an arm and a leg

'They're hemorrhaging cash...get some contracts for a transfusion . . . Now!'

Honk if you think public option health care is un-American.

The coalition Government

'Sorry about this-there's a big shortage of beds.'

Health Care Express

Two Popular Health Care Punching Bags

"Portnoy, your job is to come up with a disease this expensive drug will cure."

Virtual Doctor

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Doctors Discussion

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Health Care Crisis table.

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Obama of Oz.

Unexpected Error

The Public Option

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."