Health Reform Advocate Pillows

'I'll be back to address your needs as soon as the Government's White paper has identified what they are!'

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'Times are tough...we need to make sacrifices...and you're ours!'

'Of course, a National Health Service would ration treatment for your hypochondria.'

Unexpected Error

"It works like this. When I've punched your exam card ten times, you win a free EKG!"

"Who needs medicare when you're a zombie?"

'Sorry for your loss but it must be a consolation to know that his death didn't effect our targets.'

Exploratory Surgery.

Patient care in the NHS.

'The company cut our healthcare benefit - to half an apple a day.'

Hewitt urges mor supermarkets to open surgeries.

Confusion Reigns Over Contracts

DOH suggests GPs should 'outsource' to save costs.

Health care squash - 31 million uninsured voters.

The Medicare Shadow Knows...

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Doctors Discussion

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Health Care Crisis table.

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Mental Health System Breakdown

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

The Public Option

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Obama of Oz.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'