Healthcare Reform Warrior Pillows

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

Damn Bernie Sanders Has Had It, Goddammit

'Your prescription was denied but you do qualify for a senior discount on all our Get Well cards.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Doctors Discussion

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Mental Health System Breakdown

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Health Care Crisis table.

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Obama of Oz.

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

The Public Option

Unexpected Error

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"