Healthcare Reform Warriors Pillows

"I want you to swallow this thing whole. And wash it down with a big load of this. And call me in two weeks. If you're still alive."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Doctors Discussion

Health Care Crisis table.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Mental Health System Breakdown

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Obama of Oz.

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Big Drug Companies Hooked

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

Republican Healthcare

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"