Healthcare Reform Warriors T-Shirts

"I want you to swallow this thing whole. And wash it down with a big load of this. And call me in two weeks. If you're still alive."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Doctors Discussion

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Health Care Crisis table.

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

The Public Option

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Obama of Oz.

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

Unexpected Error

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Big Drug Companies Hooked

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"