Health Reform Enthusiasts Pillows

Well at least there's consistency in SOME things.

The perils of the focus group.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Uncle Sam and health care.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Corporate person hood!

Consortia set to take over

Privatisation of the NHS

Annexe 8

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

Medicare: More is Better!

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

Obama-Health care reform

GPs Face Monitoring Over Sick Note Levels

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"Till Washington gets this healthcare issue figured out, Max here will be handling your procedure."

Sacking a unprofitable patient

'The tea was 60p, but under the hospitals new PFI arrangement it's now £56 a month until 2056...'

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.