Healthcare Reform Aficionado Pillows

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

"What about 'transformed'. . . we haven't used that yet!"

Back From The Dead

"My first New Year's resolution is to not keep doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results..."

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Health Care Crisis table.

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Obama of Oz.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Privatisation of the NHS

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Republican Healthcare

Annexe 8

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

Consortia set to take over

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'