Health Reform Hobbyist Pillows

Medicare: More is Better!

Doctors Discussion

Mental Health System Breakdown

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Health Care Crisis table.

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Unexpected Error

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

Annexe 8

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Privatisation of the NHS

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

Everyone Hates Obamacare. So It's Working.

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

NHS Suicide Counselling

McNHS

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

When Democrats Win, Democrats Win

"The only psychological treatment covered by your insurance is to cry into this teddy bear."

'The NHS believes in a carrot and stick approach to motivation...'