Health Reform Hobbyist Gifts

Medicare: More is Better!

Doctors Discussion

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Health Care Crisis table.

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

Privatisation of the NHS

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Annexe 8

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

McNHS

NHS Suicide Counselling

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'

'The NHS believes in a carrot and stick approach to motivation...'

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'