Healthcare Reform Enthusiast Gifts

'In principal we're happy with the 'trust' idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated.'

'Actually I think you'll find it's really more like this.'

NHS Queue.

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Uncle Sam and health care.

'I read that 15% of us can't afford health insurance.'

"Till Washington gets this healthcare issue figured out, Max here will be handling your procedure."

Plan 1, Plan 2.

NHS transformation

"Bloated, out of shape, not much use...now where have I come across this before?" NPfIT

'Sorry, but your health care only covers me telling you what it doesn't cover.'

"I don't want treatment, just an insurance estimate."

US Health Care.

Madame Zoola: Sees all, knows all . . . (except which is the best way to reform healthcare)

Everyone in Health Service working together.

"This medication may interact with paying your rent and being able to afford cable."

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I promise you that healthcare will be solved before you retire.'

'...we'll be with you after we've negotiated a face-saving strategy for your survival.'

NHS manager as cuckoo chick.

'We want to go back in.'

The Changing Health Insurance Plans

'We have accepted your application but are noting that you have a pre-existing condition.'

'We want you to take power over your work, and this is how we want you to do it.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Psst...Quit taking insurance. Pass it on."

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

This Bill I like...

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

Medicare in the News!

Obamacare

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

Snatching failure from the jaws of success: 'Your prognosis is very good...maybe now would be a good time to take up heavy smoking.'

New and Improved Caduceus

Political Suicide