Healthcare Reform Fan Pillows

Saving Obamacare

If You Like Our Troops, You Can Keep Them

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

The Public Option

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Obama of Oz.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

Annexe 8

Privatisation of the NHS

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Republican Healthcare

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

Medicare: More is Better!

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'