Health Care Reform Fans Pillows

Obama riffs.

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Uncle Sam and health care.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Annexe 8

Privatisation of the NHS

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

Obama-Health care reform

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

GPs Face Monitoring Over Sick Note Levels

"Till Washington gets this healthcare issue figured out, Max here will be handling your procedure."

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

'The tea was 60p, but under the hospitals new PFI arrangement it's now £56 a month until 2056...'

"Your prognosis is tied to the outcome of the election."

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

'Carrying that around will kill you in the end.'

"Yes, healthcare costs too much in the U.S., but overmedicating patients is expensive."

'In the absence of any meaningful arguments we'd like to shout a few hackneyed cliches!'

Focussing on what's REALLY important

'I promise you that healthcare will be solved before you retire.'