Health Reform Advocates Pillows

NPFIT Budget

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Health Care Crisis table.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Obama of Oz.

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Big Drug Companies Hooked

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

Republican Healthcare

Privatisation of the NHS

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

"At this point we're no longer testing you. We're testing your insurance."