Advocate For Affordable Care Gifts

Uncle Sam and health care.

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Unexpected Error

Obama of Oz.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

The Public Option

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

"N.H.S. Direct has been forced to close another two web pages due to cuts."

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

Republican Healthcare

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

Sicko.