Frugal Living Advocate Pillows

"Government guidelines are right... exceeding 30 units a week is bad for your wealth."

The Cost of Living

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

"Thanks to inflation, Bob and I need four jobs each to survive, we're home only to eat and sleep, so there's almost no time to argue. Perfect!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Nuclear generation of energy.

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Price may vary with weather.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

The Mafia Goes Green.

'Fresh eggs!'

"Sure, you can buy them another round, but is this really how you want to spend your MacArthur Grant?"

Castle Efficiency