Frugal Living Pillows

'From living beyond our means, we've gone to living beyond our wildest expectations!'

Banana Peels.

A second date was becoming increasingly unlikely...

'We devised a household budget and forgot to include a clothing allowance.'

"C'mere, space heater."

With a cold, cold winter...how to lower your heating bill.

The cost of smoking

"The stingy old bastard lunch sounds good."

"Shortages, higher prices, closings...and they still throw away half their food."

"This is the amount you have to pay Casanova. This is NOT my phone number."

"I've wasted valuable hours of my life comparing the comparison sites and comparing each site for comparison. . . and I've forgotten what I was comparing in the first place!!!"

Near Record Cold

"Sergio, I know business has been bad...but I think I know how we can still afford to eat out!"

"You shouldn't worry about the bills, Dad. C'mon! Let's live a little!"

'it's okay. The package says 'facial quality'.'

'Fill it up with last weeks gas. You know, the stuff that was 50 cents cheaper.'

'We can afford Monday through to Thursday. We're going to have to skip Friday, Saturday and Sunday.'

'Have you been watering down the ketchup again Margaret?'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Cheapskate Cruises

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'How much did you save this year?'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!