Frugal Living Advocate Gifts

"Government guidelines are right... exceeding 30 units a week is bad for your wealth."

The Cost of Living

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

"Thanks to inflation, Bob and I need four jobs each to survive, we're home only to eat and sleep, so there's almost no time to argue. Perfect!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Nuclear generation of energy.

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Price may vary with weather.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

The Mafia Goes Green.